Like looking through a fogged mirror...

Monday, September 28, 2009

I would like to send my condolences to a certain pigeon. I'm part of the cause of your demise. I'm deeply sadden by that event. I have never ended a life and today I just did. One minute of silence for the pigeon that I killed alongside my partner too.

*One Minute of Silence*

It all happened while everyone was having breakfast, even Mr Pigeon here. Me and my partner was driving along patrolling when we saw a group of pigeons and normally you'd expect them to fly but not this one. He was enjoying his meal too much till he became a small road bump. Next thing I saw was a body on the ground.

I am a murderer.... and I hate it....

GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER!!!
F4HM1

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Saiful Apek the famous and overly hyped comedian dropped by Geylang recently. Me and Fana caught that funny guy and here are some of his antics and some of our antics.

Funny guy indeed. He's not really that skinny as he seems on television.Lastly here's a malaysian version of the shuffle.

ASPALELA!!!
F4HM1

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Hari Raya spirit has spread and what other thing to do then go visit Geylang Bazaar to soak in the sights and sounds. I must say it's really different from previous years.

1) The whole area is better planned out and organized.
2) You can find the basic necesaties of Hari Raya.
3) It's less stuffy.
4) More Mats and Minahs around with Tattoo's and floating caps and Microsoft paint eyebrows.

Yes I do know that I'm mean. Anyways I'm gonna let the pictures do the talking.

That adorable lil gal is Fana and to make it short, She made my day and I have a feeling shes gonna make more of my days to come. Back to the story, the whole outing was swell and awesome till one incident where I was lost.

WHO THE HELL IS SHASHA BAPOK????

We saw a bapok walking around the bazaar and Fana said that that's Shasha bapok. I was like Shasha who? and she said that this so call tranny pays you 50 bucks and in return, he(well technically still a dude.) will give you a blowjob. I was shocked. Like Neo The Matrix Woah shocked. She look intimidating. She's like the mutated son of Peter Crouch, Cher, some old woman from the 40's and a dash of Janice Dickinson. The moment she hears a whistle or a call, she will turn to that direction in a jiffy. Scary!!!!

Weird thing is I've never heard of her and she's freakin famous. So they say. I'm gonna go off now and I'd let someone say the goodbye in a special way.

SOOO LONG GAY BOYS!!!
F4HM1

Friday, August 28, 2009

ITS BEEN A MONTH SINCE I UPDATED THIS HUNK-A-JUNK!!!!

Well its my only outlet to express myself other then random shouting, constant cursing and the always favourite time alone. Why have I not been updating? Busy lah. Here are some reasons.

1) I've been transferred to front line policing.
2) Nothing exciting happened in my life.
3) A hint of laziness.
4) Been playing Be-Jewelled Blitz till late.

More or less these are the reasons why I have not been updating for a month. Anywho I'm gonna upload some old videos I personally recorded in the mean time as I try to find some form of excitement in my life. Oh yeah I didn't really paid a tribute to MJ so here's to MJ.

Now that's done. We made this video on National Day. All of us we're bored so we decided to make pancakes. But not any ordinary pancakes.

That's all for today, till sometime when my life turns brighter. Oh my God I just sounded freakin' emo. Forget it. Take care.

A LIGHT IN A DARKENED WORLD!!!
F4HM1

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

5 cartridges of anesthesia, painkillers, anti biotics and anti bacterial mouth wash. All that fuss just to take out 1 measly little irritating tooth. Yes that is my wisdom tooth. Disgusting ain't it? Anyways I can't talk that much so don't even bother calling me, like as if anyone does. I'm on a 5 day MC so I'll be back in 5 days time.

HEAD LIKE HOLE!!!
F4HM1

Sunday, July 19, 2009

I just came back from the zoo with Rinniey. Celebrated her birthday and which is on Tuesday. Took alot of pictures and also accepted a dare from a certain Rebecca who told me that the White Tigers at the zoo knew her. Enjoy!!!!

RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!!!
F4HM1

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Apologies for the size but that's Starting Over and it's the new song from Killswitch Engage. Although its all loud and all, it has a special meaning to the song. As the title states, its about a guy who wants to start over again. This is the type of song you would be singing if your a dude fucks up and wants to be back with that metal chick that your broke up with. I loved the song. You can check the lyrics here.

CLICK HERE FOR LYRICS.

It has lots of meaning and I can really related to it. I won't ever get back with anyone in the future. Well maybe some exceptions but if it's broken then let it be.
Anyways, I got something about Megan Fox and Ryan Reynolds. Firstly my dear Megan Fox. Just gaze in her awesomeness.

THAT'S HOOOOT!!! Those are her photo's from her 1st portfolio. Some creep got them and spread it to everyone. Thank you whoever you are. By the way I loved the yellow outfit picture. Next, the rumours are true!!!!. Mr Scarlet Johansson is gonna be the Green Lantern in the new movie of the same name.

He's Deadpool, how can he be Green Lantern? They're both 2 characters from different franchises. It's like someone having 2 names of different origin. I mean I don't even see the resemblance.

I don't know how its gonna work but I'll comment furthur when the trailers out.

MADWORLD!!!
F4HM1